The Labour Party.

[john Tuohy]

"Another fine mess you've got me into". Which one is Laurel and which one is Hardy?

The solution is obvious. Appoint David Milliband as Chancellor. Solves the "Red" Ed problem. Kills the .idea that the brothers don't get on. Happy Families are here again.Darling can go back to the home office, and Ed Balls can take over The Foreign Office. It's a win-win situation all-round.

Re;- the Trade Union problem. Introduce one member one vote. Get rid of all this electoral "collage" nonsense. Introduce STV/ATV at the same time, and trump the Liberal Tories at the same time. Sorted.

[Gordon McIvor Wilson]

Just in from Our Man in Battersea - good programme, J2O, just one minor detail: by the time this Dream Team get in, they'll be drawing their pensions...