No champagne tips today because its such a dismal, non champers sort of day. Take yourself off into a darkened room with a bottle of Penny Lane Merlot cabernet, New Zealand, " the Kiwis have been trying for years to perfect this blend - this is it, sheer class!" £12.99 from The Naked Grape, as before.
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