The Swiss franc came under heavy pressure this afternoon as several sub-stantial Gnomes quivered in their comfy padded seats on Centre Court as their national Hero [that's enough cherry jam, thank you - Ed] faced defeat at the hands of a Columbian cartel who had gate-crashed the proceedings.
Fortunately for Aegon, sponsors of the small yellow ball, Federer regained his customary alpen-advantage after 4 sets of alp-hanging stuff. Not an alpenhorn nor vuvuzela to be heard to drown out the orgasmic cries of adulation and emotion from the customary crowd of 'fans'.
On an action-packed afternoon, the customary pair of English girls exited the first round but Andy Murray is STILL IN (7.05pm) on this first day of the 2-week tournie.
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