It's just not cricket

[Gordon McIvor Wilson]

Any strange episodes on the ODI pitch whilst I have been on the real tennis court this afternoon I wonder. Or has the presence on this sceptred isle of the priest of Rome brought some much needed honesty to these international contests? Fat chance. Beyond redemption, all of them.

[Gordon McIvor Wilson]

Well, there you are, what did I say? They're at it again, the gentleman cricketers of the Sub-in-continent, accordiung to what I heard on the news last night.

Also, apologies to il Papa, I should of course have called him the Bishop (not priest) of Rome; ah, well, they've dished out more abuse than I could dream of, so there we are.