Ostrich-skin boots and Liverpool FC

[Gordon McIvor Wilson]

Please can someone explain to me what a bunch of Texas lawyers in ostrich-skin boots have to do with the High Court of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

This unwelcome and extra-jurisdictional intervention is damagingly frustrating the outcome of a commercial deal in the UK, entirely active within the UK and with agreements written in the UK under the Laws of England?

Judge Jim in Dallas - what's all this got to do with the price of fish?

[Adonis First]

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve....... it's a big secret that all those macho cowpokes sit around their camp fires (camp, get it?) discussing the latest soap powders and sipping (little fingers arced outwards) TEA!

[Gordon McIvor Wilson]

Too many seaports, not enough gunboats. And whoever heard of cowboys brewing tea round the camp fire to go with the beans?

[Adonis First]

Send out a gunboat.
Maybe if we applied a tax to their tea imports......?

British Law doesn't apply in Texas so they can edict anythig they like... there.
Unfortunately for Texans, Liverpool FC is in Britain, where British Law applies (invariably)

Watch out for a new addition to the USA Immigration Declaration:
"Have you ever been involved in the legal process pertaining to Liverpool Football Club?"
It'll probably be right under "Have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?"