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June 2010 Blog Posts (3)

WC again (not World Cup)

Lavatorial display first half, where do Inger-Land get these make-weights from? The Italian chap in charge should have poured neat alcohol down their throats as they went on, just what's needed, certainly what's needed back here trying to watch the comic turns. Steward, another Ozzie blaster (14.5%) and a triple Gordons (Export strength, no tonic).

Listening on Five Live, brilliant, and you dont have to watch the t*****s faffing about. Not sure the 5Live team will last the… Continue

Added by Gordon McIvor Wilson on June 27, 2010 at 16:00 — No Comments

Wobbly start at Wombledon - Alpenhorn v Vuvuzela

The Swiss franc came under heavy pressure this afternoon as several sub-stantial Gnomes quivered in their comfy padded seats on Centre Court as their national Hero [that's enough cherry jam, thank you - Ed] faced defeat at the hands of a Columbian cartel who had gate-crashed the proceedings.

Fortunately for Aegon, sponsors of the small yellow ball, Federer regained his customary alpen-advantage after 4 sets of alp-hanging stuff. Not an alpenhorn nor vuvuzela to be heard to drown out… Continue

Added by Gordon McIvor Wilson on June 21, 2010 at 22:00 — 2 Comments